May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
beyond-the-bifrost:
thefrenchshipmutiny:
thisis-my-note:
flying-inca56:
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers
“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes
“I don’t care as long as we can do science later, Tony.” a preface by Bruce Banner
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
laughbitches:
laughbitches:
laughbitches:
laughbitches:
My boredness has reached a new
level. I am now watching High school musical 2 on netflix.
OKAY I JUST FUCKING NOTICED TROY’S HOUSE, WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE NEED A SUMMER JOB HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING IN CASH
SHARPAY IS A MAJOR COCK BLOCKER IF I WAS GABRIELA I WOULD’VE TOLD THAT BITCH TO HOP OF TROY’S DICK!!
Chad and Ryan are...
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
involvingmeinvolvingyou:
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
12percenttrue:
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
One of these things is not like the others
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
tomlinshawty:
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
simonleboner:
Day #395829275916194
I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
me: eats a snack while making a snack
last night was fucked.
-goose egg on forehead
-friend with torn ligaments
-friend who had to be taken away
-1 white girl wasted
and many a scuffle about the safety of our friends.
…and I have a boyfriend now. go me.
lionsandstuff:
All I want in life is cheesecake
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
stawp-that:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
