partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via the-harlots-and-the-hussies)

beyond-the-bifrost:

thefrenchshipmutiny:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes

“I don’t care as long as we can do science later, Tony.” a preface by Bruce Banner

(via lalalaimnotlistening)

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

(via lornamorgan)

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

My boredness has reached a new
level. I am now watching High school musical 2 on netflix.

OKAY I JUST FUCKING NOTICED TROY’S HOUSE, WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE NEED A SUMMER JOB HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING IN CASH

SHARPAY IS A MAJOR COCK BLOCKER IF I WAS GABRIELA I WOULD’VE TOLD THAT BITCH TO HOP OF TROY’S DICK!!

Chad and Ryan are in love.

(via the-harlots-and-the-hussies)

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

• chicken tender
• the billionth number of pi is 9
• it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
• sponges feel cool
• highdeas.com
• joe biden
• the letter Q
• dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

(via the-harlots-and-the-hussies)