A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers
“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes
“I don’t care as long as we can do science later, Tony.” a preface by Bruce Banner
admit it, Sherlock has the best badass exits.
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
My boredness has reached a new
level. I am now watching High school musical 2 on netflix.
OKAY I JUST FUCKING NOTICED TROY’S HOUSE, WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE NEED A SUMMER JOB HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING IN CASH
SHARPAY IS A MAJOR COCK BLOCKER IF I WAS GABRIELA I WOULD’VE TOLD THAT BITCH TO HOP OF TROY’S DICK!!
Chad and Ryan are in love.
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- joe biden
- the letter Q
Some of these are legitimately calming.